Be sure to sign in, get a styrofoam cup of coffee from the percolator in the corner, grab a chair, and turn your cell phones to silent.
Let me welcome you to the meeting. I'll be your moderator tonight. I hope you're all ready to pre-order your handbooks tomorrow. (We'll just have to work without them tonight.)
Hello, my name is SactownConnection... I've been off the bullsh*t music and on the PUTS since 2006, and uh... It's really helped me be a better person. Every now and then, I have these urges to listen "Elephunk" or Drake and my hands start shaking, but... I just... I think of the Funk, and I know I can't subject my family to that ever again. I was just a horrible person, and I used to try to get my kids Grillz and sneak out after work to look at autotuners. I'm committed to the 12SP method though, and I thank the funk for saving my life.
So, I hope you're comfortable. Let's go around the room and introduce ourselves. Who wants to start?