SLC HEAD said:
Does this also come with a syllabus and book fees?
Now that you mention it... I'mma actually start a mail-order service:
Take our complete series of PUTS Correspondence Courses NOW!!Including classes in:
*cue the elevator music and the vertical, upward scroll of courses*
Evolution of Hip Hop
International Crate Digging
An Appreciation of Library Music
Destruction and Re-Appropriation
Proper Beer Consumption
Thes at the movies: From Caddyshack to Krush Groove
Unicycling (featuring guest lecturer, Prof. Blewfoot)
All for the new low, low price of only
$124.95 5 monthly payments of $25!
And if you act now, you'll get a free set of PUTS steak knives, a PUTS grill apron that reads "Anotha' (BBQ)", and a two-year subscription to PL70 Monthly.
Send check or money order along with a SASE to:
PUTS Correspondence Courses
187 Fatsacks Lane
Chibbum, CA 90001
Void where prohibited. Some restrictions may apply. Course is not endorsed by PUTS, and Sactown reserves the right to flee to Switzerland with your hard-earned money. Dolla bill, y'all.