This is about as miscellaneous as it gets, but I have to say it, now that I thought it:
Can you even imagine a retirement home / "senior community" / old folks home for DJs in the Los Angeles area in 30-50 years? Think about it... all these old dudes with turntables in the common area clubhouse settin' it off every night (well... every EVENING... old dudes gotta get to bed earlier, you know). It would be hilarious to see Thes One, Double K, Young Einstein, Numark, Cut Chemist, etc. entertaining the other senior folk for some New Years or something, and they're all wearing those funny cone hats and got banners up on the walls, with nurses/assistants coming in with food trays and an old broke-*ss piano in the corner.
Anyway, it just made for a hilarious mental image. Hopefully, you'll agree.