F*ckin c***s running sh!t over... fair enough with the mixamatosis rabbits, but what's with the family of ducks? Harsh indeed. KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD!!!!

On the other side of things, when I was a kid one of my dads work colleagues hit a water buffalo in an old school landrover and totally destroyed the landrover and died. The water buffalo walked away without a scratch apparently.

They are like the size of a big grain of rice or summat!

I told my mate the story of the bird that I ran over yesterday and he told me a story of when he was in New Zealand and some woman was driving over a bridge and not really looking and there was a family of ducks, mother and ducklings crossing the road and she ran half them over <img src="https://www.putsonline.co.uk/forum/my-plugins/bb-smilies/pfunk/icon_confused.gif" title=":?" class="bb_smilies" /> <img src="https://www.putsonline.co.uk/forum/my-plugins/bb-smilies/pfunk/icon_cry.gif" title=":'(" class="bb_smilies" />
He then said some of them were half alive but dying so him and this other guy had to "break their necks and chuck them in the river" <img src="https://www.putsonline.co.uk/forum/my-plugins/bb-smilies/pfunk/icon_confused.gif" title=":?" class="bb_smilies" /> <img src="https://www.putsonline.co.uk/forum/my-plugins/bb-smilies/pfunk/icon_mad.gif" title=":-x" class="bb_smilies" />

Sorry that story is bad!
He explained it in more detail tho <img src="https://www.putsonline.co.uk/forum/my-plugins/bb-smilies/pfunk/icon_eek.gif" title="8-O" class="bb_smilies" /> <img src="https://www.putsonline.co.uk/forum/my-plugins/bb-smilies/pfunk/icon_nah.gif" title=":-/" class="bb_smilies" />

Harsh.

you smoke dodo? said:
Man that's a harsh one. It does sound a bit suicidal. A bird should be able to get out the way of a car. Think of it as aiding in natural selection. You removed it's faulty genes from the genetic stock. Darwin would be proud of you.

I hate being a f*ckin hippy. I was out in the back garden the other night smokin a dub, and I stepped on a slug in my bare feet. I felt really bad for the slug. What's that sh!t about?

lmaoooooooo. I hate stepping on stuff when im barefoot. I am a hippie i hate wearing shoes.. I saw this girl driving down the street and i was swerving to avoid a duck and its like 5 babies and she was driving the opposite way going hella fast as if she were doing it on purpose! what a bitch.

Loudwon said:
Lol, I flicked a dead woodlouse at a spider the other day (there isnt much to do in Wiltshire!!), the spider protected its million eyes with its front legs then just stood there in shock... I thought it was after the woodlouse so I thought it was helping lol.

This spider was chilling in my room for a few days, dont really mind them now but dont really want to touch them just in case it runs up my sleeve or something <img src="https://www.putsonline.co.uk/forum/my-plugins/bb-smilies/pfunk/icon_confused.gif" title=":?" class="bb_smilies" />

After that I am looking where I'm walking was thinking I need a brush like those religious dudes in India or the buddists to sweep all the bugs out of harms way.

Eeeww bare feet with dead slug juice on urgh!
I think I'm gonna barf!

Standing on a slug or (usually) a snail is real bad first you destroy their house and just when they're coming to terms with that you've killed them.

Yeah I've never known a bird to just stand there, felt kinda bad.
But your darwin chat has helped lol.

woodlouse? what is that?

Basically, they lose the plot, the other rabbits disown them and theyre left to die on their own, they just stand in the road and look at you, i think im doin em a favour by running em ova. it might be cruel, but better quick under my van than some predator slowly killing em.

Just my opinion tho.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myxomatosis

Peace.

Here kitty kitty kitty!

Knives on mice!

Shouldn't it have a cheese knife tho?
The uncultured brute!

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This spider was chilling in my room for a few days, dont really mind them now but dont really want to touch them just in case it runs up my sleeve or something <img src="https://www.putsonline.co.uk/forum/my-plugins/bb-smilies/pfunk/icon_confused.gif" title=":?" class="bb_smilies" />

After that I am looking where I'm walking was thinking I need a brush like those religious dudes in India or the buddists to sweep all the bugs out of harms way.

Eeeww bare feet with dead slug juice on urgh!
I think I'm gonna barf!

Standing on a slug or (usually) a snail is real bad first you destroy their house and just when they're coming to terms with that you've killed them.

Yeah I've never known a bird to just stand there, felt kinda bad.
But your darwin chat has helped lol.

I hate being a f*ckin hippy. I was out in the back garden the other night smokin a dub, and I stepped on a slug in my bare feet. I felt really bad for the slug. What's that sh!t about?

Looked in my rear view mirror and a cloud of feathers <img src="https://www.putsonline.co.uk/forum/my-plugins/bb-smilies/pfunk/icon_confused.gif" title=":?" class="bb_smilies" />

I'm sorry, it seemed kinda suicidal!

Last time I hit a bird it was a peasant and then later that day I wrote my car off!

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