[Dooley-O:]
Who's the realer than realer
Who's iller than the illest
Who's the realest
Who got a pocket fulla skrilla
Who gotta ganster chick that'll kill ya
Who sippin on a cool Miller
And got a bitch named Shilla
Who could hold it down like a pillar
And got an animal around the neck badder than a chinchilla
Who got a heart that's coldblooded
Will run up in a bank with a tank and turn around and say fuck it
Yo, you want a girl just for lovin'
And keep her MTV (?) mind off your mother fuckin' budget
Who wanna be a thug
Who wanna sell drugs
And three months later whispering to the fuzz
Who gotta cuz' named Jose
That'll flip your wig like a loose toupet
So tell me
Is it you y-you y-you y-you y-you G? (?)

[Song sample:] I...the one who's real(x4)
Get on down!
([Double K:] Yo, pump me up in the headphones yo.)
([Double K:] Fuckin' hip hop. I love this shit.)
([Double K:] Come here hip hop. Heh!)

[Double K:]
Since the beginning I been winnin' with high scores
Money at the door
Hip hoppin' galore
Leave niggas curled in corners like the points of a carpet
I lay it down, roll up the smoke, let's start this
Realer of the real (?)
My time's consumed
By being the illest nigga that you seen in the room
It's like boom!
Roll out the green buzz that's real (?)
Latin chick with some nice feet, yeah that's real
Me in the mirror smiling, homeboy that's real
Now bring me an MC, I got some time to kill
True (?) just like gangstas acting like citizens
Walking the green carpet, man I do it often
Like stalking a fine dame just fame
So the little booch (?) can remember my name
I double the pleasure, belly for the right measure
Crushin' and keep em blushin' but never out rushin'
Get em accustomed to the ignorant B-Boy talk
Saggin' my pants with a limp in my walk
I bark loud and go faster
For the spotlight
In it they see the place fucked up, I did it!
You niggas know
Stand for the cause of being raw
Like an uncooked one, let me tell you man
You see that promoter tell em to book one
It's like boom