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Psychedelicatessan on "tell me about passing drug tests..."

Psychedelicatessan — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 15:57:44 +0000

SLC HEAD said:
Psychedelicatessan said: ...my first purchase with all my new found riches is a 3/4 upright Bass.
very excited.

nice man! I love the sound of an upright...

i just got back from laying that bass away... $1200 left on it...
holy f@ck i am excited. it's a beauty.

you smoke dodo? on "tell me about passing drug tests..."

you smoke dodo? — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 11:00:40 +0000

congrats psych, sounds like it came up trumps for you. Well played indeed. There's a lot to be said about the virtues of a job using some physical energy instead of sitting infront of a screen all day.

SLC HEAD on "tell me about passing drug tests..."

SLC HEAD — Sat, 17 Apr 2010 16:54:15 +0000

Psychedelicatessan said: ...my first purchase with all my new found riches is a 3/4 upright Bass.
very excited.

nice man! I love the sound of an upright...

Psychedelicatessan on "tell me about passing drug tests..."

Psychedelicatessan — Sat, 17 Apr 2010 15:24:12 +0000

2 years man!!!

i scored.

last night i had my first tokes in about 6 months...
practically put me on my ass, holy damn.
i felt like i was 16 again.

the cool thing about the whole job thing is it is for a Quebec company (i live in New Brunswick, Canada) and it just so happens that i speak french (albeit half-assedly) so i'm like gold to these guys. (none of them really speak english)
now if i could only get paid extra for all the translating i do! ha.

f***ing sweet gig man, pushing barges around a river all day, lots of rigging and heavy lifting with winches and cranes and stuff.
i'm just like a big kid with that stuff. i love it.

my first purchase with all my new found riches is a 3/4 upright Bass.
very excited.

SactownConnection on "tell me about passing drug tests..."

SactownConnection — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 20:40:45 +0000

Psychedelicatessan said:
Psychedelicatessan said: so i am going for this job i really want, and, you guessed it,
first thing they are going to do is make me pee in a cup,

i'm no chronic or anything (well, not for a few years now), but i do enjoy the ganj.

i've been off the weed for a while now... it sucks.
but i hear that once you pass the initial drug test you are given lots of warning if there is another one, so once i'm 'in', life can return to normal, and music will sound as good as it used to.

how long is long enough?
any of you cats ever have to do this?
how did you pass yours?
ever use the 'special detox' teas and such?

so many questions.

thanks for listening.

so, as it turns out, i ended up getting a job driving a tug for a huge construction project right here in the town where i live... ie: no going away to sea for months on end. (the girlf is happy about that)
super fun and challenging work, ridiculously excellent money, and the best part:
NO DRUG TESTS.

i'm stoked.

just thought i'd give y'all an update.

wow, congratulations, man. how long is the project going to go for?

Psychedelicatessan on "tell me about passing drug tests..."

Psychedelicatessan — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 19:33:20 +0000

Psychedelicatessan said: so i am going for this job i really want, and, you guessed it,
first thing they are going to do is make me pee in a cup,

i'm no chronic or anything (well, not for a few years now), but i do enjoy the ganj.

i've been off the weed for a while now... it sucks.
but i hear that once you pass the initial drug test you are given lots of warning if there is another one, so once i'm 'in', life can return to normal, and music will sound as good as it used to.

how long is long enough?
any of you cats ever have to do this?
how did you pass yours?
ever use the 'special detox' teas and such?

so many questions.

thanks for listening.

so, as it turns out, i ended up getting a job driving a tug for a huge construction project right here in the town where i live... ie: no going away to sea for months on end. (the girlf is happy about that)
super fun and challenging work, ridiculously excellent money, and the best part:
NO DRUG TESTS.

i'm stoked.

just thought i'd give y'all an update.

trenchmc on "tell me about passing drug tests..."

trenchmc — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 20:42:32 +0000

Good luck cap'n Ahab. If you end up testing positive just say you were at some concert I guess. Seems like it could work.

you smoke dodo? on "tell me about passing drug tests..."

you smoke dodo? — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 17:15:55 +0000

Yo good luck homey. Driving tugs sounds interesting too... where you doing it? If all goes according to plan, you could smoke beadies out the window of your tug, whilst pulling the gazillion dollar oil tanker no? Everyone knows that stoned drivers are the safest drivers...

Psychedelicatessan on "tell me about passing drug tests..."

Psychedelicatessan — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 16:47:48 +0000

^i don't think you'll hear any arguments here... i think its stupid, too.

the company i am hoping to work for is pretty straight laced, though... they don't even have booze (or even beer) at company parties and functions. go figure... but its a private company so they can pretty much do whatever they want.

also, the job i'm going for is driving Tugs, so i can sorta understand why they wouldn't want a junkie behind the wheel pulling a gazilion dollar oil tanker into port.

thanks for all the tips and advice guys...

from the research i have done, it seems like the best way to ensure you will pass a drug test is... not to do drugs.
now where's my gold star?

i'll let y'all know how it goes.

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you smoke dodo? — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 15:19:36 +0000

I can't believe how aggressive you guys are with the piss test. No-one gets it over here except the cops and the army, and maybe doctors i think... so OTT... damn the man, why so much hate for the stoners? You can get drunk and aggressive and it's all good, but smoke and be full of peace and laziness for your fellow man, and your a social outcast. I hate these idiots, these sheep, who think that weed is bad for you, or worse for you than alcohol i should say. And hell yeah, weed is bad for you. But everything except filtered water and filtered air is bad for you, so wtf...