A La Carte said:
To our American cousins,

(who decided to break away from the Glorius Motherland and worship at the altar of Doughnuts rather than tea....) <img src="https://www.putsonline.co.uk/forum/my-plugins/bb-smilies/pfunk/icon_lol.gif" title="X-D" class="bb_smilies" /> Hey, man, I worship pizza, but I'm just confused half the time... donuts are d*mn tasty though. I'll eat 'em while I rock my red-white-n-blue track suit. <img src="https://www.putsonline.co.uk/forum/my-plugins/bb-smilies/pfunk/icon_razz.gif" title=":-P" class="bb_smilies" />

williamhmacy said:
there was no july 3rd post this year <img src="https://www.putsonline.co.uk/forum/my-plugins/bb-smilies/pfunk/icon_sad.gif" title=":-(" class="bb_smilies" />
sactown must be on vacation

Actually, strangely enough, I (along with my wife & mother-in-law) almost got run over by a Honda while walking along the street last week, so I actually experienced a near-July-3rd moment on June 28th. Some young Asian dude fell asleep and accelerated right into a lamppost not more than 7 feet away from me. I think I would've been cool, but my wife and mom-in-law would've been roadkill. Sh*t was intense; we still got showered with blown-out light debris. The cat also seemed like he was on some downers. He was never more responsive then "Man, I'm exhausted. I was supposed to pick up some friends......"

Crazy stuff.

Also got my b'day coming up Tuesday, so I'm mentally prepping myself to be 32, since it's so much crazier than 31, haha.

(who decided to break away from the Glorius Motherland and worship at the altar of Doughnuts rather than tea....) <img src="https://www.putsonline.co.uk/forum/my-plugins/bb-smilies/pfunk/icon_lol.gif" title="X-D" class="bb_smilies" />