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KBP on "FINDING BIN LADEN"

KBP — Fri, 06 May 2011 21:57:57 +0000

^ Aw sh!t!

SactownConnection on "FINDING BIN LADEN"

SactownConnection — Thu, 05 May 2011 19:49:30 +0000

He's still alive anyway. My homie snapped this last night.

DollaBill on "FINDING BIN LADEN"

DollaBill — Tue, 03 May 2011 04:57:22 +0000

SactownConnection said:
Kim Jong-il betta watch his back; PUTS is coming through. I heard them dudes swam across the ocean (clips of which can be found at the beginning of The Wiz vid),

Haha! SacTown got it. I didnt mean for this thread to get all political and such. Just havin fun wit the ol' "Finding Bin Laden" skit from back in the day.

freshkest on "FINDING BIN LADEN"

freshkest — Tue, 03 May 2011 01:02:24 +0000

"Show me the body!" - Dizzy Dustin

I'm with Dizzy.

mambo7891 on "FINDING BIN LADEN"

mambo7891 — Tue, 03 May 2011 00:00:48 +0000

well... nearly 10 years but we got there eventually! Of course, all the innocent civillians who died while we were looking for osama can be looked at as "irrelevent" for the sake of "justice" read: revenge.

Dont get me wrong, the dude was evil and im all for peace and love, but come on... there is waaaaaaaay more to this than just a bloke with a beard and a dodgy leg, any anyways, HOW much has it cost the US taxpayers to find him? with all the super expensive gear? joke...

I dont wanna get hung up on the politics of this, and i hope my comments dont offend, but look past the celebrations and america has some serious explaining to do, also, im more scared of america than i am of a thousand islamic extremists, hell, i cpould be locked up and extridited to guantanamo just for typing this? truly scary,,,

YoYoPo on "FINDING BIN LADEN"

YoYoPo — Mon, 02 May 2011 22:32:48 +0000

RIP

Osama Bin Laden Found Inside Each Of Us (Osama bin Laden - Death of a Mother Fucker) haha

SactownConnection on "FINDING BIN LADEN"

SactownConnection — Mon, 02 May 2011 18:42:53 +0000

Kim Jong-il betta watch his back; PUTS is coming through. I heard them dudes swam across the ocean (clips of which can be found at the beginning of The Wiz vid), stopped to dig in the crates in Japan for a while, and then they landed in S. Korea yesterday. KK wanted to go to the source for some real Mongolian BBQ so they blastin' through N Korea in a minute. Just keep big homie away from the Great Wall this time.

Of course, if I was the One and Dub, I would be in the USA doing some domestic clean-up right now. Making sure D Trump and some Tea Party wack jobs were gettin' stole-on relentlessly with some lead pipes or something. But maybe that's a little too violent.

On the real side, I hope this doesn't provoke more crazy sh*t over here. "Martyrs to the cause" make d*mn good figureheads and get me nervous as f*ck...

dusty diggin' on "FINDING BIN LADEN"

dusty diggin' — Mon, 02 May 2011 18:07:33 +0000

The thread title made me remember this ol' gem

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0FHUZiv1Xw

DollaBill on "FINDING BIN LADEN"

DollaBill — Mon, 02 May 2011 17:20:56 +0000

tried changing "mexican" to 'latino' but, no option to edit the post. my bad
we all know youre peruvian dogg

DollaBill on "FINDING BIN LADEN"

DollaBill — Mon, 02 May 2011 06:16:25 +0000

Intelligence sources state that the worlds most wanted criminal, Osama Bin Laden, has been found and killed in a mansion in the Middle East. Government officials say the Inteligence they gained from top secret agents, Christopher Portugal and Michael Turner a.k.a., People Under The Stairs a.k.a., "the Duo" led U.S. Military forces directly to the known fugitive. President Obama had this to say: "After countless hours of searching, working closely with our foriegn allies and stretching our budget and resources to point of exhaustion, we had no other choice but to call on the worlds most dangerous, most prolific and most gansta ass MC's... the People...Under the Stairs. We owe our most sincere gratitude to these two gentlemen, who not only led us to Bin Laden but were side by side with our armed forces when they lured him out. America thanks you...yall some crazy mutha fuka's."

An anonymous source who witnessed the event had this to say about what took place: "I was chillin in my cave, eatin some baba ghannouj when i heard what sounded like George Clintons "Booty Body Ready for the Plush Funk" so i peaked my head out of the ground and sho nuff, there's like 500 tanks, helicopters and jet fighters surrounding some big ass mud hut! When i looked a little closer, I seen a spotlight shining down on this mexican dude wit a mic and some big black foo on the turntables!"

It turns out that Bin Laden is a huge fan of P Funk music and hasn't been able to listen to it for the past 10 years while hiding in cave dwellings with no electricity. As the music got louder, Bin Laden got closer. Slowly pop locking his way to the main entrance. Agent Thes 00 One had the soldiers chanting repeatedly, "Obama, is in the house! Bin Laden gon turn it out!" It was too much for Bin Laden to resist as he tried his hardest not to open the front gate, but the funk overcame his body and as soon as the gate opened he was struck by a hail of bad music, scratched by agent KK. Songs from "the Neptunes", teen soap opera star "Drake", T.I., Chingy, young Jeezy and Kanye West were included in the furious mix that killed Bin Laden instantly. It was a gruesome scene.

Shortly after, the two MC's were beamed up to the mother ship and shot to the stars in the blink of an eye, as the citizens of Afghanistan held lighters and candles to the sky, swaying back and forth while singing "San Francisco Nights". The world can sleep a little easier now. Thanks to these 2 brave souls wit soul. We thank you Thes One and Double K for providing us with the music that makes this world a better place.

Next stop...Korea.