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1. SactownConnection
   

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   Joined: Oct '08
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   Posted 16 years ago #

   Any good one-liners/jokes that anyone has heard lately? I need to laugh today 'cause work is moving sorta slow...
   
   ...save me, trench!
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2. trenchmc
   

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   Joined: Apr '09
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   Posted 16 years ago #

   This is from Zach Galifianakis:
   
   So I was walking down the street, and I saw this store for cross dressers. It was called; Susan, Be Anthony.

3. SactownConnection
   

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   Posted 16 years ago #

   trenchmc said: Susan, Be Anthony.

   Dolla bill, y'all
   
   Like it. Gimme more.
   
   Hey, trench, I don't know about you, but I've found that, when people TELL me to be funny, I can't do it very well, but give me some random moment, and I make everyone fall out. That's why stand-up would be hard for me. I'd kill for the first five minutes, but then, I'd see faces looking at me, and the expectation would kill the humor drive.
   
   I need more material.
   
   EDIT: HERE LIES SACTOWN'S 1,000th POST!! WOO HOO! (thanks to Xellerated for pointing it out!)
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4. Xellerated
   

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   Posted 16 years ago #

   OMFG SACTOWN 1000 POSTS.
   
   BOW DOWN TO THE MEGA DOPE P MASTA BLASTA

5. SactownConnection
   

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   Posted 16 years ago #

   Xellerated said: OMFG SACTOWN 1000 POSTS.
   
   BOW DOWN TO THE MEGA DOPE P MASTA BLASTA

   Haha, wow, I actually hadn't even realized that that WAS my 1,000th post... holy sh*t...
   
   So it's "mega dope P master blaster", huh? Hahaha, I can live with that. YoYoPo, you're awesome with them labels, homie.

6. g p
   

   EP
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   Posted 16 years ago #

   congrats.

7. Sweetness61686
   

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   Posted 16 years ago #

   Mega Dope P Master Blaster!
   
   hahaha....classic

8. you smoke dodo?
   

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   Posted 16 years ago #

   master blaster?
   
   Which one are you sactown, the big guy or the little guy?
   
   (Sactown gets the reference, even if some of you other dudes don't )

9. Sweetness61686
   

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   Posted 16 years ago #

   im thad dude in the back....like "damn dat ni**a has 1000 posts yO!"

10. SactownConnection
    

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    Posted 16 years ago #

    Haha, I'm way beyond Thunderdome, y'all... and I'd like think of myself as the Master
    
    But... we all know the Master's YoYoPo and the Blasters are Mike and Chris... I'm just a Mad F*ckin' Max up in here.

11. trenchmc
    

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    Posted 16 years ago #

    Man forget my jokes, Sactown. These 1000 posts are legit!!!! And on one of my threads no less, hell yeah!

12. SF Knight
    

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    Posted 16 years ago #

    Peace to trench for standing in front of a crowd and doing what you love!
    
    There's nothing worse than wasted talent! That goes for all ya'll creative cats, artists, whatever it is you have a passion for!
    
    Peace

13. trenchmc
    

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    Joined: Apr '09
    Posts: 1,137

    Posted 16 years ago #

    SF Knight said: Peace to trench for standing in front of a crowd and doing what you love!
    
    There's nothing worse than wasted talent! That goes for all ya'll creative cats, artists, whatever it is you have a passion for!
    
    Peace

    
    
    Speaking of talent, I'm about to download that Joe Scudda track right now, SF.

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