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1. Loudwon
   

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   Posted 16 years ago #

   I was just typing into google and I had just typed "how " and google came up with the most searched suggestions...
   
   how to kiss Really?! you just lean in and poke your tounge out right?!
   how i met your mother That one is fair enough, unless a lot of fathers dont remember sh!t!
   how to lose weight fast A sign of our image conscious times... but have an amputation?!
   how to make pancakes Is this really one of the most asked things?!!
   how to get pregnant If you dont know that you shouldnt be allowed children!
   how much is my car worth Need money?! Get a job!
   how to train your dragon What the f***?!! That better be the name of a film or song or something!!
   how to get a six pack Beer or cola? Tesco's or Kmart?!
   how to get rid of spots Another sign of our image conscious times... try washing regularly hehe.
   how to write a cv If you're struggling with that you probably wont be looking for a job that asked for one!
   
   No offence meant to anyone that is affected by the above issues.
   
   
   
   Stay tuned for "Why" when Loudwon will solve more of the Worlds biggest problems.
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2. Loudwon
   

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   Posted 16 years ago #

   So we move on to "Why "
   
   Top related searches...
   
   why are michael jackson's kids white I dunno shock... or maybe its just the towels on their heads!
   why is a raven like a writing desk What?!
   why is the sky blue Now that one is fair enough.
   why did the chicken cross the road That one would be alright but I have a sneaking suspicion people actually want an answer.
   why am i always tired Coz ya too busy googling sh!t when you should be sleeping!
   why do we yawn See above...
   why do cats purr Of all the things you wanted to know... you want to know that?!
   why does my belly button smell Hmm so its not just me...
   why do we dream Oh you've actually managed to get to sleep then!
   why does my eye twitch Maybe you should speak to a doctor instead of a bloody search engine!!
   
   

3. EarthTraveler
   

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   Joined: Oct '09
   Posts: 654

   Posted 16 years ago #

   Funny muhfucka', hehehe.
   I did some serious laughing, funny sh!t

4. mambo7891
   

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   Joined: Jun '09
   Posts: 1,659

   Posted 16 years ago #

   HAHAHA! LOL!
   
   I Look forward to the next installment, prehaps WHAT? hehe.
   
   With regards to the why is a raven like a writing desk its from the new alice in wonderland film, johnny depp says it, i dont really get it, in fact im gna google it now.
   
   Peace

5. Frantiq
   

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   Joined: Jul '05
   Posts: 239

   Posted 16 years ago #

   http://autocompleteme.com/
   an entire website devoted to google autocompletes
   SO GOOD ahahha

6. boombip
   

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   Joined: Mar '10
   Posts: 818

   Posted 16 years ago #

   Loudwon said: I was just typing into google and I had just typed "how " and google came up with the most searched suggestions...
   
   how to kiss Really?! you just lean in and poke your tounge out right?!
   how i met your mother That one is fair enough, unless a lot of fathers dont remember sh!t!
   how to lose weight fast A sign of our image conscious times... but have an amputation?!
   how to make pancakes Is this really one of the most asked things?!!
   how to get pregnant If you dont know that you shouldnt be allowed children!
   how much is my car worth Need money?! Get a job!
   how to train your dragon What the f***?!! That better be the name of a film or song or something!!
   how to get a six pack Beer or cola? Tesco's or Kmart?!
   how to get rid of spots Another sign of our image conscious times... try washing regularly hehe.
   how to write a cv If you're struggling with that you probably wont be looking for a job that asked for one!
   
   No offence meant to anyone that is affected by the above issues.
   
   
   
   Stay tuned for "Why" when Loudwon will solve more of the Worlds biggest problems.

   
   
   
   
   well How I met your mother is my absolute favorite TV show so maybe they are referring to that instead of actually "How i met your mother" lol :-p

7. Sweetness61686
   

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   Posted 16 years ago #

   yall need to watch peep show!!

8. williamhmacy
   

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   Posted 16 years ago #

   my bellybutton smells of the finest herbs

9. Sweetness61686
   

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   Posted 16 years ago #

   williamhmacy said: my bellybutton smells of the finest herbs

   
   
   
   thats disgusting hommie ...LMAO

10. Loudwon
    

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    Posted 16 years ago #

    boombip said:

    Loudwon said: I was just typing into google and I had just typed "how " and google came up with the most searched suggestions...
    
    how i met your mother That one is fair enough, unless a lot of fathers dont remember sh!t!
    

    
    
    well How I met your mother is my absolute favorite TV show so maybe they are referring to that instead of actually "How i met your mother" lol :-p

    
    
    I h'actually knew that that's why I said it was fair enuff.
    I'm not a complete village idiot... yet... but I think I get my certificate next harvest.
    
    
    

    Sweetness61686 said: yall need to watch peep show!!

    
    Lol sweetness really pushing the peep show ARE YOU DAVID MITCHELL IN DISGUISE?!
    
    I watched the party episode the other night again... with the puke points haha.
    
    So funny when he is trying to find out who left the poo in the toilet
    
    

    williamhmacy said: my bellybutton smells of the finest herbs

    
    LOL

11. you smoke dodo?
    

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    Posts: 1,874

    Posted 16 years ago #

    good times loudwon...
    
    I've seen some hilarious sh!t on yahoo answers too, just dumbf*ck people out there askin stupid stuff. One woman asked if she should let her 12 year old daughter get a nipple piercing!?!?! WTF...
    
    Stumbleupon has definitely showed me a lot of weird sh!t...

12. Loudwon
    

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    Posted 16 years ago #

    Ok so I'm just messing around on google looking for more stoopid stuff and I type "can i " and the top related search is...
    
    Wait for it...
    
    can i get pregnant from a dog
    
    Check it for yourselves... google that is not f***ing a dog or some sh!t :-?
    
    I hope that was Lassie googling!!
    
    How many people have to search for an item for it to appear there?
    
    Oooh lets ask google that...

13. you smoke dodo?
    

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    Posts: 1,874

    Posted 16 years ago #

    WTF...
    
    one of the things that comes up when you put in "wtf" is "wtf japan, seriously"...
    
    That's pretty hilarious...

14. boombip
    

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    Joined: Mar '10
    Posts: 818

    Posted 16 years ago #

    boombip said:

    Loudwon said: I was just typing into google and I had just typed "how " and google came up with the most searched suggestions...
    
    how i met your mother That one is fair enough, unless a lot of fathers dont remember sh!t!
    

    
    
    well How I met your mother is my absolute favorite TV show so maybe they are referring to that instead of actually "How i met your mother" lol :-p

    
    
    I h'actually knew that that's why I said it was fair enuff.
    I'm not a complete village idiot... yet... but I think I get my certificate next harvest.
    
    I guess i just misunderstood what you were saying. haha you guys and your way with words! half the time i can't understand your UK slang/jokes and i wish i did!!!!!!!!!! lol i feel like a loser.

15. YoYoPo
    

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    Joined: Feb '05
    Posts: 3,618

    Posted 16 years ago #

    Loudwon said: why are michael jackson's kids white

    
    
    they arne't genetically his kids... or even his wife's. They're some donated sperm test-tube babbies!

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