I'll start off with some glasgow slang, followed by an explaination...
"awwww nawwww maaaaaan" (said in a nasal accent) - translates directly as "I am disconcerted with the current situation that I find myself within."
"ginger" - a particular scottish delicacy, the drink made with iron girders, irn bru.
"fannybaws" - a man who demonstrates a lack of testicular fortitude
"c*nt" - a word that can be used in nearly any grammatical fashion, as a greeting, a verb, a noun, an adjective, a preposition, a conjunction and even as a replacement for certain punctuation marks, such as a comma or a full stop.
"wee man" - any particular person who the speaker feels superiority over, regardless of height or weight.
"dour" - the default emotional state of glaswegian, sour, depressed and agressive, also see "trippin' over your face".
Shoot us some slang from your neck of the woods people!!!