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For the new forum, a new Rant Thread. (Mostly cos I can't find the old one).
I just spent like 3 hours making a ridiculously complicated form in work on a program called formic and it's just had some kind of run-time error. Me being the IT genius, hadn't saved it as I went along, and now its gone. 3 hours down the drain of the most painstaking tedious work you can imagine. Sh*t F*ck C*** w*nk a** f*ck C***************T. F**K YOU, YOU F****ING F*CK.
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LMAO! I knew the rant thread would return, 2 damn helpful to let off steam.
Im ranting coz my i-pod is full and i cant delete anymore music off it coz it all sounds good 2 me, i got 10days of tunes so i usually leave it on random shuffle and see what plays.... need a new mp3 player but i aint got the $$$. bad times.
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Rant thread is one of my favourite threads. Good to do some angry typing every once in awhile. We'll wait till someone gets some proper good news, then they can start the anti-rant thread again 
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well lets seeee.. . got a parking ticket yest at 1045 PM because i didn't park the right way in a parking spot?? stupid downtown. I have to buy a 99 dollar dress for my girls wedding, when even though its cute, i REALLY dont have the money for. My two best friends hate me right now for no damn reason, something that i DIDN"T do and now i dont know whats gonna happen:[
I have the most tttttttttedious task at work its driving me fkn crazy. My tail bone is stilled messed up from falling on a boat and it hurts really bad.
Nothing horrible going on in my life, just a bunch of little things!
I never not save anything anymore, that has happened to me too many times before!
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Yikes, what did you not do to your friends?
I've got a new flatmate and he's a f*ckin waste of space. He does no tidying whatsoever, and just carries on regardless watching tv or whatever when me and the other flat mate are tidying, and if we ask him to help he gets all f*ckin sulky and sh!t. And if we're not watching what he wants to watch (he loves sh!te reality tv) then he'll just sit there huffing and puffing like a f*cking child. He's 27 ffs. The most immature motherf*cker I've ever met. I'll be having harsh words with him soon if he doesn't sort out his behaviour.
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hey dodo, sounds like you got a bad one there, at the end of the day, u all gotta live togeteher so you all need to help out and chip in.
this mite sound rubbish but it worked for my mates when they had a bad flatmate, basically, get a whiteboard and write down anything that needs doing around the house, cleaning, hoovering, dishes etc, then wen you do em, write your name next to the thing u done, soon the new flatmate will get the hint n start doin stuff due to seeing how much others do compared to him.
like i said, sounds rubbish but it worked for my mate and although the housemate was a bit of an arse, at least he helped out.
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yeah, I've tried being subtle, I've tried being forthright, but with this guy you just need to physically tell him it's tidying up time. I find it helps if I put on a similar accent to his mum. Even then he's f*ckin sulking about like kevin and perry or some sh!t. I swear man, it would be ridiculous and hilarious if it wasn't so annoying. He's just a selfish f*ck, out to get what he can get. Thankfully, it's my other flatmate who owns the flat, and I can see the little vein on his temple starting to get bigger and bigger, so I don't think the new flatmate is going to last much longer. He's a mate of ours, but he just takes the p!ss constantly, like we should be grateful he's gracing us with his presence. Another annoying thing is he's got a really sound, really cute girlfriend, who he basically treats like sh!t, and she seems to not see what a fud he is... frustrating...
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I've just handed in my notice to my job. Pretty disgusted with the attitude I'm getting from my boss. How is it people in positions of management can be such f*cking children?
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yeah. They didn't let me stay on part time, and they won't even let me work part time until they find someone else. They gave me a big speil about needing to fulfill work plan commitments and all kinds of other BS, but really they is just tryin to save some cash ya get me.
F*ck the NHS, I'm going private beeeeyatches
What is it you do again dude? Is it you that does the road works stuff or is that mambo?
That's another thing, why can I not remember stuff about people? I can't remember my GFs birthday, or anyones birthday really. It's not like I smoke ridiculous amounts of... oh wait... 
Also, and most importantly WHERE THE F*CK IS THE MR GREEN SMILEY!!!! 
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Thats Mambo number 5 I believe.
I dont think I've mentioned what I do...
I work in an office its very hush hush they might be watching... 
I work for the MOD ssshhh!
You aint seen me right!
Haha, I've got like none left and havent got dollar to get any for awhile 
Usually a daily ting so wierd dreams will be coming in the next few days until I get green to get green.
Do you ever drink without smoking herb?! It sucks!! So I might even have to stay sober at the weekend 
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I try not to smoke when I'm drinking, it totally f*cks me up. You work for the MOD? how do you pass the urine tests? Got a straight laced friend who's generous with their piss? Always handy having one of those
You didn't answer my other question, WHERE IS MR GREEN SMILEY FACE???!?!?! I'm holding you personally responsible, now that I know you're part of the shadowy new world order...
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Haha I dont have to do any tests like that, thank funk!
Although our clock in our office is an 'Armed Forces Compulsory Drug Testing’ clock... ironic.
Lol thats the idea dude... to get f***ed up!
Although at the moment I dont want to show my face in my local for awhile 
I could probably do with being sober for awhole week, get my sharpness back.
Its here...
And... ..here
But not here...
I'm quite offended by your last comment
I'm one of the good guys... What Bob... I dont give a sh!t I said 3 sugars in my coffee you snivelling butt crack... fix it!! What was I saying? 
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I dunno... what was I saying? is this the most important conversation in the history of the interwebz? I think so...
What did you do in your local?
I had a great time last weekend at the edinburgh festival getting chatted up by some cougars in a hen party. I'm a "handsome young man" apparently. Disappointingly I didn't get rohypnoled though. 
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Haha did you at any point encourage them or "guess" their age was 21?!
On sunday the day in question I enjoyed a nice quiet drink with a mate...
I woke up monday and my leg was really hurting it took me half the day to work out why... I think I was "break dancing" I dont fully remember, I dont know if it was just me or I was "battling" some Scottish dude... I just do not know.
Thats just the tip of the iceberg... I usually get wasted so its probably nothing
"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man"
is this the most important conversation in the history of the interwebz? I think so...
Haha what
Bastard getting to go to the Fest!
See anyone good or just a bunch of wrinkly hussies? hahaha
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