Why do people put Bells on their cats?
A) To stop them hunting, catching mice, birds etc and bringing them home?
B) So they can hear them when they're calling them at night?
C) So blind people dont step on them?!
Its a little harsh on the little lion wannabes... stalking a mouse for ages then pounces "ding, ding de ling"
Also it must really do the cats furry little head in, everywhere they trot "ding ding de ling" and they can't stop it!
Usually the cats bringing you a gift, ok its a dead mouse but they've got nowhere to put their money.
So its not like they can pop down the shop!
Everyone who puts a bell on a cat should have a phone sellotaped round their neck that plays some shite music everytime they move.
