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1. Loudwon
   

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   Posted 16 years ago #

   you smoke dodo? said:

   Played some Zombie game with an uzi (brrrrp) some little kid was watching, judging me
   

   
   
   I remember when I was the little kid, judging the crappy adults and their crappy computer games skillz. Now I'm the crappy adult, getting my ass handed to me by some 9 year old on Battlefield Bad Company 2. I can only gain solace in the fact that I would kick his goddam ass in real life... :-?

   
   
   lol.
   
   I swear when I died on the game he shook his head and walked off even before I reached for more change.
   
   Little punk bet he can't win on the claw machine!!
   
   Although not all children are punks, one walking past with his dad congratulated me on my prize, he seemed more hype than me lol.

2. you smoke dodo?
   

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   Posted 16 years ago #

   ha ha, he wasn't angry, he was just disappointed...
   
   Well you got some props man. All it takes to impress the youth of today is win a nigh impossible claw machine.
   
   Best thing I won ever was an Ipod nano out of a pub machine, that one with the flashing bricks that you have to balance on eachother. I was pissed as a fart, and it all just came together. I could see the matrix for a moment. They got their own back though, i went back in a month later and spent about 20 quid on the damn thing trying to win a DS...
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3. mambo7891
   

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   Posted 16 years ago #

   you smoke dodo? said: I was pissed as a fart, and it all just came together. I could see the matrix for a moment.

   
   
   HAHA! Sometimes it works sometimes it dont, i find my driving improves after 4 cans and a spliff. (driving games, not real life, lol) but as soon as i have another can/spliff the balance is gone and it genrally goes downhill from there. Same as Poker. lol.
   
   On another note, i go down porthcawl alot and play the arcade down there, i got top score on outrun 2 but next time i went down the machine was reset and when i tried to do it again i got ranked like in the 20s. Damn kids. lol. Also, them grabbing machines are HARD! I swear they have some weakass grip unless you put enough money in then it tightens. lol.
   
   Also, u played the new Rambo game in arcades? its sooooooo sweet, u got rage and become invincible for 15 seconds, kicks ass.
   
   peace

4. Loudwon
   

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   Posted 16 years ago #

   mambo7891 said: Also, them grabbing machines are HARD! I swear they have some weakass grip unless you put enough money in then it tightens. lol.
   
   peace

   
   
   Yeah I noticed this...
   
   There are a few things they do.
   
   30p = one go and 30 seconds and a weak ass grip.
   
   But when you put in more money there is no time limit and the grip becomes stronger.
   
   But the claw spins when it drops to try and f*** you up more.
   
   It will also swing if you move back then dont pause before moving along.
   
   You have to work one prize, get one thats lying on top and try to drag it free from other prizes then try and bring it close to the hole.
   
   The machine actually grabbed each one of the prizes I won carried them over and dropped them in for me after I worked them free.
   
   It had clearly noted my skillz and knew a prize was due!
   
   

5. you smoke dodo?
   

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   Posted 16 years ago #

   wow dude, you're like some kind of grabbing machine expert. How much cash did you burn to get up to that level of expertise?

6. Loudwon
   

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   Posted 16 years ago #

   you smoke dodo? said: wow dude, you're like some kind of grabbing machine expert. How much cash did you burn to get up to that level of expertise?

   
   
   I couldnt live life without being able to win on one of those babies.
   
   The other day I pumped about £9 which appears to be like 30 goes!!
   I didnt realise it was that many I was so involved in it lol.
   
   I've played them before but that day I was determined to win.
   
   Once at Thorpe park I must have put about £15 in a simpsons machine to try and win but failed.
   
   But after years of mediation, travelling to the East to discover myself, living in the Candian Wild and painting some old Chinese guys fence I have learnt this deadly art.
   
   "I noticed you were using an old style and wondered where you learnt it?"
   
   "You know very well, for it is your style too"
   
   "Will you teach me?"
   
   

7. you smoke dodo?
   

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   Posted 16 years ago #

   ah ha ha!!! Aw man, you crack me up sometimes. I just guffawed at that "painting an old chinese guys fence", and all the people in my office are staring at me now. Databases aren't supposed to be funny...

8. mambo7891
   

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   Posted 16 years ago #

   hehe.
   
   are you and grabbing machine at peace together? the machine is an extended part of your movements? lol.
   
   WAX ON, WAX OFF, WAX ON, WAX OFF.
   
   peace

9. Loudwon
   

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   Posted 16 years ago #

   You must become the claw to beat the claw...
   
   

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