Joke e-mails, yeah sure they get you through a boring day at the office but they piss me right off...
So you're reading the joke and then right before the punchline its like...
"you're going to love this, this is hilarious, scroll down... keep going, a little further, did I tell you Margret has just has just got a new job? Keep scrolling, this is brilliant, has anyone seen my glasses, keep scrolling"
POW! Insert sh!t punchline.
And dont even get me started on the chain e-mails...
Granted in the grand sceme of things this is nothing...
But I just got one of these e-mails.
Anyway here is the joke that tipped me over the edge...
Big People Words
A group of children were trying very hard to become accustomed to Nursery.
The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!
You need to use 'Big People' words,' she was always reminding them.
She asked John what he had done over the weekend?
'I went to visit my Nana'.
No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER.
Use 'Big People' words!'
She then asked Mitchell what he had done
'I took a ride on a choo-choo'.
She said. 'No, you took a ride on a TRAIN.
You must remember to use 'Big People' words'.
She then asked little Alex what he had done?
'I read a book' he replied.
That's WONDERFUL!' the teacher said.
'What book did you read?'
( I love this.....)
Alex thought real hard about it,
then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said,
'Winnie the sh!t'.
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