Americans know woodlice as "Slaters".
F*ckin c***s running sh!t over... fair enough with the mixamatosis rabbits, but what's with the family of ducks? Harsh indeed. KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD!!!!
On the other side of things, when I was a kid one of my dads work colleagues hit a water buffalo in an old school landrover and totally destroyed the landrover and died. The water buffalo walked away without a scratch apparently.