... 'cause it's Friday... and I'm tired of shaving all your moms' backs to get them ready for summer...
I'm calling you all out 'cause you all suck...
It's time to roll out some dough, push SLC's face into it, and make some gorilla cookies...
It's time to tell YoYoPo's mom to stop appearing in public and scaring the children...
It's time to make send esomedina's whole family back to experimental laboratory for more tests...
It's time for boombip to stop looking like she belongs in the "People of Wal-Mart" emails...
Post a good diss or "yo mama" joke...
Give us a good story about getting someone back...
Give us a YouTube video of a killer freestyle or diss track...
Or just unload on someone in the forum and get rid of a week's worth of stress (good luck dissin' me... I'm untouchable like Rakim, b*tches!)
Anyone who's feelings get hurt easily should get out NOW while you can (which includes you all you mark-*ss, funny looking, crazy bustas...)
HATE! HATE! HATE! HATE!